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George Carlin Steals the Show With Genius Comedy on Johnny Carson

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Hey there, fellow late-night TV aficionado! Just remember the year 1986? Let's go back, shall we? Ronald Reagan was sitting in the Oval Office, talking about tearing down walls. A loaf of bread cost you about 56 cents at your local grocery store. The average American home price was around $89,430, while a brand new car could set you back $9,255. Movie tickets were a steal at $3.71, and the average mortgage payment was around $644.

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Remember when "Top Gun" was the talk of the town and the sweet sounds of Dionne Warwick's "That's What Friends Are For" echoed everywhere? Imagine snuggling on the couch, ready to tune into the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. The anticipation shared laughter, and the comfort of a routine were the magic of Johnny's show.

Ah, here we go! It's George Carlin's stand-up routine on the Tonight Show, recorded in 1986. His wit is as sharp as ever, making light of the NBC commissary, poking fun at the Thanksgiving tradition, and delivering his unique observations with his signature style. The audience laughs, and you join them, enjoying the shared experience.

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His jokes about running over a small man in a sheepskin coat, the non-existent Japanese guy named Biff, and his comedic confusion of the Schick Center's number with Evelyn Wood's speed reading course, left us all in stitches. And who can forget his quick-fire autograph joke about Don Ho and Efrem Zimbalist Jr.? It's just pure, classic Carlin and a vintage Carson night to remember.

Remember, as George Carlin said, "life is like the five-and-ten-cent store, you go in, you see something you want, you pay the clerk, they put it in the bag, and you take it home". In the same spirit, this fantastic video from the '80s is ready to be taken home to your heart once again.

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So, ready to relive the magic? Head over to MadlyOdd and check out this classic clip of George Carlin's stand-up routine on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson.